DROPOCALYPSE: Welcome To The Vinyl Jungle

Greetings, travelers of the internet, and welcome to a brand-spanking new column here at MetalSucks: DROPOCALYPSE.…

Scimitar – Scimitarium II

It’s barely been a year since Scimitar unleashed their debut album onto the world, and they’re…

Net Worthless With Johnny Spreadsheets: Boil Your Bass Strings Into A Brighter Financial Future

For years, bass players have tried to find new and innovative ways to game the system.…

Karmanjakah – Diamond Morning

When people start applying catchy epithets to your burgeoning sound, it can be a sign either…

Do I Suck For… Being Too Tall At A (HED)P.E. Show?

Hello, everyone! Smokey Goretooth here covering “Do I Suck?,” MetalSucks‘ version of “Am I The Asshole?”…