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Greetings, travelers of the internet, and welcome to a brand-spanking new column here at MetalSucks: DROPOCALYPSE.…

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Itโ€™s barely been a year since Scimitar unleashed their debut album onto the world, and theyโ€™re…

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For years, bass players have tried to find new and innovative ways to game the system.…

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